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8 Things My Husband Doesn’t Know About Me

As he transfers his knowledge base to the cloud, one CSV at a time — A recent conversation with my husband revealed not just a chasm in our marriage, but columns — rows and rows of columns representing his unhealthy infatuation with a relational database. Following are the 8 things my husband doesn’t know about me, as he exports his knowledge base to the cloud…

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8 Things My Husband Doesn’t Know About Me
8 Things My Husband Doesn’t Know About Me
Humor

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Published in MuddyUm

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New Cave Owners Complain There Are Children’s Drawings Everywhere

Millennials leave their mark on a neglected cave — Jason and Mara, the founders of digitalpilgrams.io and the new owners of a cave in southern Spain, shared their story of bringing life back into an overlooked corner of the earth. Jason: We fell in love with the cave during our Iberian adventure. It was just us and the cave…

Humor

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New Cave Owners Complain There Are Children’s Drawings Everywhere
New Cave Owners Complain There Are Children’s Drawings Everywhere
Humor

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Published in MuddyUm

·12 hours ago

Water Cooler Topics for WFH Spouses

How to connect with your co-worker — Working from home has its perks, but when it comes to socializing with your co-worker, things can get a bit tricky. You don’t want to end up gossiping about the cat, or worse, your home office politics! So, to make sure your water cooler conversation is on point, here are…

Relationships

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Water Cooler Topics for WFH Spouses
Water Cooler Topics for WFH Spouses
Relationships

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Published in MuddyUm

·Mar 21

Diary of a Thought Police

I know what you REALLY REALLY mean — Sunday 28 January “Would you like some carrots?” When questioned about what does he REALLY mean by it, the suspect brazenly claimed he was merely offering me some carrot sticks he was preparing. Unbelievable. You don’t need to be a seasoned thought detective to connect the remark to the bag of chips I…

Humor

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Diary of a Thought Police
Diary of a Thought Police
Humor

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Published in MuddyUm

·Mar 20

How to Get the Most Fuss for Your Injuries

Slip and Bawl Artist introduces ABC for the new generation — Raise your hand if you’ve fallen flat on your face in the last 24 hours. OK, everyone. As we’re all painfully aware, with our oversized heads and wobbly motor skills, faceplanting is a part of our daily grind. …

Humor

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How to Get the Most Fuss for Your Injuries
How to Get the Most Fuss for Your Injuries
Humor

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Published in MuddyUm

·Mar 18

The Consequence of Eating Out of a Jar

Getting out of a sticky situation — You hear a commotion and turn to see an older, disheveled you with a mysterious scar above the lips burst through the door. Other you: Put the jar down. PUT THE JAR DOWN! Startled, you try to put the jar down, but somehow peanut butter is smeared on all sides…

Humor

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Consequence of Eating Out of a Jar
Consequence of Eating Out of a Jar
Humor

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Mar 15

Farewell to The Fork

The perils of eating at the desk — Farewell to the fork that I let slip, Down behind the cabinet, oh what a trip! I was eating at my desk, in a rush to complete, And without a second thought, I let you retreat. Now you lie in the darkness, all on your own, Forgotten and neglected, without…

Humor

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Farewell to The Fork
Farewell to The Fork
Humor

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Mar 9

A Farewell Speech From An Ex-Child

Parting words to prepare children for their ultimate fates — After years of personal growth, I’m finally ready to say it: I am an ex-child. I was born into a Korean family with a long history of producing children. …

Humor

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A Farewell Speech From An Ex-Child
A Farewell Speech From An Ex-Child
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Published in The Haven

·Feb 27

Welcome to the Fitfulness Gym

Convenient, affordable, and all in your head! — Hi! Welcome to the fitfulness gym, where your mind never gives it a rest! Let me show you our equipment so you can start your exercise in futility! Dreadmill Thoughts running 100 miles an hour? Run yourself to the ground with one step forward, two steps back! ScareMaster Get your heart pumping…

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Welcome to the Fitfulness Gym
Welcome to the Fitfulness Gym
Gym

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Published in MuddyUm

·Feb 6

New Finding on Animal Intelligence — Politician Can’t Perceive Time Beyond Term Limit

So it’s not their fault — A newly published study proves that politicians, a subspecies of homo sapience, don’t have a concept of time beyond their term limit. …

Politics

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New Finding on Animal Intelligence — Politician Can’t Perceive Time Beyond Term Limit
New Finding on Animal Intelligence — Politician Can’t Perceive Time Beyond Term Limit
Politics

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Ajin is a Korean woman who likes to complain in English.

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